Posted 4 hours ago
Posted 8 hours ago
do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people’s buttholes and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips?
Yeah and that’s why we complain about double dipping
Posted 1 day ago
*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
Posted 1 day ago
“we’ll take the lot!”
wow harry maybe some of the other kids on the train wanted some candy
but nope i guess the boy who lived is entitled to the entire fucking trolley
Posted 3 days ago
i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant
Posted 3 days ago
Posted 4 days ago
I want to marry whoever has the url outbox
I’m down
Posted 5 days ago
Posted 6 days ago
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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